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Skip to the Loo
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later or the next business day.)This song was recorded with 3 guitar tracks, one electric piano track and one vocal track. Glendon Harris performed most of the song with Mitchell Harris doing the electric piano and helping with the vocals at the end. I believe it was written by Shane, Glendon, James and Jed.
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Skip to the Loo
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When I have to urinate And perhaps defecate Then my wife says to me Skip to the loo my darling When my bowels are backing up and i haven't got a cup Then my wife says to me Skip to the loo my darling When I'm in the shopping mart and i do a stinky fart Then my wife says to me Skip to the loo my darling When i am eating bread and you see my two cheeks spread Then my wife says to me Skip to the loo my darling When I see a bright green frog causing me to drop a log Then my wife says to me Skip to the loo my darling When I'm running 'round for miles wastage pressuring my piles Then my wife says to me Skip to the loo my darling When I see Mark Avery It just makes me want to pee Then my wife says to me Skip to the loo my darling When I'm running though the bush And I feel something push Then my wife says to me Skip to the loo my darling When with beans I masticate Causing me to flatulate Then my wife says to me Skip to the loo my darling When I excrete a faecal pellet And the neighbours start to smell it Then my wife says to me Skip to the loo my darling When I have a barbecue And replace the snags with poo Then my wife says to me Skip to the loo my darling When the kettle's almost boiled And the kitchen floor gets soiled Then my wife says to me Skip to the loo my darling When Shane, Glendon, James and Jed see again what they've been fed All their wives say to them Skip to the loo my darling